Tuesday, December 25, 2007

So last week there was a freak snow storm that forced me and my friends Claire, Courtney, Courtney and Allison to take emergency refuge in a luxury hotel room (seriously, it was the most supa-swanks hotel room I have ever stayed it - it had a friggin' kitchenette!)

In an attempt to amuse ourselves we played a game I created and didn't at all copy called "Limericks." Basically you each write a line in the poem with only the line before it to guide you. Here are some of my personal favs.

There was a foul stink in the kitchen
It was caused by all of Kay's bitchin'
She whined and complained
All her drinks she then drained
And danced on the stairs till it rained.

There once was a giant named Harold
Who had trouble staying warm in the cold
He put on warm socks
And screamed "Thanks a lot!"
Because he forgot his own birthday.

There was a great Queen of the Isle
Who never owned a nail file
So she used a knife
And cut through the ice
And they partied until it was morning.

There once was a creature named Swampster
Who wanted to eat at Red Lobster
Too bad it was closed
He didn't want to impose
So he went home and sat on his porch.

And the two winners of best limerick:

There once was a man named Stew
Who always had so much to do
She threw in the towel
With movement in her bowel
She knew it would be a long night

There once was a man in a shoe
Who never knew what to do
They climbed up a flagpole
And scored a great big goal
So his dad took the team to McDonalds.

Now enjoy a little vid of the evening.

2 comments:

Denise said...

hilarious

Fee said...

Definitely confused about the punch dancing thing. Got a little giggle out of me, but I have no idea what punch dancing is, or why you should be so sorry to Zac Efron for it. Who as a "joke" made out with a man. Much like Brian. Bahahaha.